A Geoffrey who Simond a Liz

A poem that started a page
Got its author in rather a rage
For the cobbled mistaken
Had twelve many of bacon
And its meaning was tricky to gauge.

A person who purchased a disk
At considerable financial risk
Found entirely no remedy
For his one meg of memory
And this made him thoroughly pisk (off).

A poet who easily rhymed
"Salmonella" with "Nastily-Grimed"
Was alarmed and perturbed
And insanely disturbed
So they locked him away (most unkind).

A Geoffrey who Simond a Liz
Once appeared on a crap TV quiz
He was far too abstruse
So they gave him abuse
And some Abba, Kim Wilde and Bucks Fizz.