Mrs Potato Head

Theodora sat on a seven-stooled leg and rhymed with apple-corer. Her hair was kind of mauve with odd stripey speckles of greeny potato, yet for some as yet undefined and unexplained reason her head was octagonal and made out of mashed potato.

"An interesting sculpture," said Arthur unbelievingly; "more have I known and less have I spoke, but never in the field of grungy bungies have I seen, heard or even tasted with the oral perspicaciously reticulated flodgeons–"

He broke off because Theodora took out a gratuitous chainsaw and lopped off his gratuitous head. He was replaced at once by
  (a) Adrian-Swayne Hollis
  (b) Dalvador Rushdí
  (c) a small puddle of smelly offal
[DELETE THE LEAST OFFENSIVE].