Crosswords

It's page 2, and still the word text hasn't been mentioned – so, allow me!

T  E  X  T    What are they?
O  L  E  R    Or who are they
T  I  N  O    <ils>?
A  M  O  G    Gosh, these extra
L  I  M  L    columns are a
   N  O  O    pain (printer).
   A  R  D    No, they're really
   T  P  Y    rather good - you
   I  H  T    can charge twice
   O  I  E    as much for the
   N  C  S    book (publishing
  (of)        magnate).

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Inside
* Saracens - 10 ways to spot them
* The finer points of doctrine - explained by His Holiness Martin Luther
* Tips on what to wear in the Holy Land
* A site by site guide to the best booty, infidels, etc
* Win a trip to heaven - tear off the coupon inside for an extra free indulgence