Greetings from Phallogocentrism
"Whoa there, what ARE you talking about? Maureen, it's getting a bit poemy down here."
(Wish you weren't)
{The picture side of a postcard. In the upper left quadrant: TEXTY TEXTY TEXTY TEXTY, a lowercase q with tilde and ogonek, labelled POLISH LETTER. In the upper right: a fleeing quadruped marked ELK. In the lower left: π?! ηβφ! In the lower right: a small house with an arrow pointing to its back garden, labelled THIS IS GRANDAD BEHIND THE HOUSE. And across the centre of the postcard: Greetings from Phallogocentrism.}
{The reverse of the same card.} Dear Reader, Having a lovely time and no room on this postcard. Am stuck in a black-and-white text (no colour this trip). Mind the cow dung! GEWISCHTETURM (14en Jahreszeit) Made in the 19th Urlaubfahren, one of Textland's biggest landmarks.
{A message box with mouse pointer whizzing towards it. The message box has Minimize and Maximize buttons and the text "Attention! Click STOP to STOP".}
PLEASE NAME YOUR SIGN NOW ........ on the dotted line
ON THE LINED DOT!
