Cogito ergo sumo

Do you believe in deconstruction at first sight?
(a) Yes
(b) No
(c) What an interesting use of a visual metaphor. [Yes, you clearly do – dial 0443 58562 and ask for freephone "men in white suits".]

Samuel the ostrich pondered to himself. "Gosh it's dark here – it must be night? Or perhaps there's nothing there. Alternatively, maybe I don't exist. Ah, but cogito ergo sumo wrestler. So that's O.K. So I clearly exist. But what is out there – perhaps I should dial up Jacques. Actually I feel rather peckish [pun!] – perhaps I'll dial a pizza. But there's no phone! Obviously I exist, but not the external world – that's it. I'm in charge! [enough]