And yet

And yet, and yet – how did it come to pass that there was a lightbulb in the hole in the ground wherein was his head?

Had he been more aware of his assumptions he would have been more surprised, if anyone could be. For when he removed his head from the hole – his body came back!

‘I can't get in!’ shrieked Hoppity Spadge untruthfully, but it was a Tuesday, so nobody noticed.