Brain cheese

LIZ'S BRAIN (not to scale)

{Pie chart, at least a fifth of which is "WORDS". Small sectors are labelled "GIBBER", "female intuition", "more words" and (a tiny sliver) "memory". At the other side of the chart is a chunk of "Norwegian Goatsmilk Cheese".}

More books

"The great moose–elk debate" – H. Arty Beast

"Wombles of the Serengeti"

"A zombie kidnapped my yak"

"The pop-up guide to toasters"

"Freddy the hamster ate my toast"

"The Observer's Guide to Books"

"Books – their use and abuse"

"1000 places to eat in ancient Rome"

"Beginner's guide to word arranging"