The anorak alphabet

A is for Anorak {person wearing hooded garment} and isn't for "yak"!
{bunch of bananas} B is for Bananas – you're going there soon!
C is for Catfish and squash it for "flatfish" {fish with the head of a cat}
{road winding into the distance} D is for Destiny which I really can't draw
E is for Eggspace, which isn't a word
F is for Figuration, which is really important
G is for Goat and also for Grebe
{exclamation mark} H is for Hello and also "O, Hell"
I is for Iterability, which enables it to be for "I" as well [I, I &c]
{reeking J-cloth} J is for J-cloth, I don't quite know why
And K is for Keysignature ³₄ &c.
L is for Lime – a nasty shade of green
M is for Mad – particularly when it rains
N is for Nutcase {spiky-haired wibbly-mouthed person pulling their ears out} – you won't find your brains!
O is for Odd – when you find fish on trains
P is for Peculiar, Phenomenology and Pink
Q is for Qualitative but never for Ink
R is for Real, Ravioli, Reaction
and S is the Subject which necessitates deconstruction
T is for Terrapin and Trauma and Tram
U is for Umbilical, also Uncritical
V is for Vertigo – eat lots of Spam!
W is for Walrus – please don't be hysterical
X is for Xenophobia, ill-mannered and unpleasant
And Y is for Yesterday, which has never been present
Z is, of course Zebedee, because he went BOING!
And Ampersand's & and an A, how annoying
Since we must begin again just as we were going!