Philosophy belch

Tonight – we paint four ancient philosophers orange and ask them – did you enjoy that?

We shall also be asking them difficult questions like – which is more bourgeois, 'fridge magnets or Marks and Spencers' marmalade?

To night or not to night – we paint four ancient fridge magnets fridge and ask them.

We shall also be deconstructing the subject, subjecting certain philosophers to deconstruction and belching a lot. Goodnight.

Don't eat philosophy; it'll only disagree with you!