Carpet boom

CHAPTER 4

Arthur reflected that the carpet tasted rather unpleasant. But did his choking, half-vomiting response constitute a reflection of the nature of the carpet, always supposing that it had one?

When firstly the Moppocrump spoke,
It came out like a sneeze (and awoke),
Seven rhubarbs ignited
And got so excited
They utterly misheard the joke.

                    (Boom, boom.)

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