And so the cosmos began

FX: Shoe peeled off wall.

NARRATOR: And so the cosmos began.

GRAMS: Sig. Roobarb & Custard.

NARRATOR: Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the word "tarambibobulania" exists and what it is here for, we would know a whole lot more about the nature of life, the wildebeest and fish 'n' chip shops. Others claim that life never existed anyway and that all organic biology is merely a figment of its own, deranged, imagination. In this awkward dilemma, the best solution seems to be...

FX: Narrator explodes.

GRAMS: Last Post.
rapidly mixed through to
Scott Joplin, Entertainer.
Fade.

FX: Sudden burst of applause.
Gorilla noises.
Omelette dropped.

GRAMS: Pink Panther.