Chi Zar and the Great Master Yog

Chi Zar went to the canyon of the Great Master Yog and brought him one King Charles IX. And the Master, sneezing, replied "One is nine, but frogs would be too many. And thus Chi Zar brought him a pie which he had baked using frogs for filling. And Chi Zar threw it at him. And the Great Master responded, "We are not in a Harold Lloyd film." So Chi Zar apologised, pulled out his eyes and changed him into a bull. He also changed his name to Chisan. And he went to the cave of the hermit, but it was now a different koānic text, and so he shot the hermit first. And the hermit's name was Moob.

Moobman's Poem:
    When the ways are one
    When all the days are one
    Then every Buddha falls from the sky
    And the meaning becomes less clear.

Moobman's Comment:
    Chisan was too rash in demanding an audience with the hermit; the hermit too rash in shooting him. Only Chi Zar was in the Right, for he knew how to refrain from sneezing.

Simon's Comment:
    Moobman was mad.

Uncle fig was out of focus, though.