A warehouse full of toilet seats

WANTED

by Interpol and all of civiLIZed society – the Italian, who has methodically gone around removing all the toilet seats and shower curtains in the country. Their absence is all the less excusable, since it is clear that they were there to start with – witness the holes into which they are inserted. Consequently the man is wanted – have you seen a warehouse full of toilet seats recently?

{sketch} <-- A TOILET SEAT yesterday

Also wanted – the man who designed the toilets which don't even have seats.