The alphabet of it

A ate it
B bought it, while
C crunched it. But
D deconstructed it
E just envied it
F flew it, so
G garnered it and
H heated it to 400°, and
I iterated it
J jilted it, poor thing – then
K kicked it, and
L lost it
M mastered it,
N nuzzled it
O operated on it, so
P primed it, while
Q questioned it
R ranted against it,
S signed it,
T taught it,
U upset it
V vexed it, then
W walked on it. Finally
X X-rayed it, so
Y yearned for it and
Z zeroed in to it.

But enough of it – and innuendo.