The acne alphabet

A is for acne
B is for boils
C is for cancer
D is for death
E is for enema
F is for frightening ants away with
G is for gangrene
H is for headache
I is for intestines
J is for jugular explosion
K is for kama sutra
L is for lacerations
M is for mutations
N is for nasty peely bits
O is for orange eyeballs
P is for pus
Q is for queasiness
R is for rotten brain
S is for stinking kidneys
T is for tasty toenails
U is for unimaginably horrible thing
V is for vomit
W is for waste disposal
X is for dropping plates on Liz
Y is for yukky globules of slime
Z is for zarathustra, who spake thus:

"Turnip! Turnip!" And eternal Swede.

"άνδρα μοι έννεπε, Μουσα, πολύτροπον, ός μάλα πολλά
πλάγχθη..."
    SAYS IT ALL, REALLY... (NOT)

"arma uirumque canō Troiae quī prīmus ab ōre..."

"μηνιν άειδε θεά Πηληιαδέω Αχιλληος."