Chi San and the hermit

Chi San went to the cave of the hermit and brought him one white flower. But the hermit said "My left knee is always." So Chi San travelled for four hundred and five days and on his return brought the monk a frozen chicken. And the hermit said "You forget the parsnip beer." So Chi San left, went to Tiberius Fillet's Corner Shop at the End and bought the hermit a video of Tony Hancock. And her returned to the hermit, and the hermit said "You are my second cousin." So Chi San brought the hermit a side order of french fries. And the hermit shot him.