Owl Farther

My wives and I hope that he will have been as hapless and contexted as you had beep in the full and hearty involvement in the life, work and thymes of the Church Parish. We wish them all the successfullest of good and desire to leap gibbering around the side-chapel with an large elk chasing us up an parsnip.

Now, let us rend our ears in prayer. I want this side of church to say the Lorb's Prayer™ and this side to recite it in the non-customary directi. Is that clean to everyone? Let us prap.

    Owl Farther (hoo!)
    Art In Devon (hello!)
    De Bithe, I Name Thy King
    Dumb!
    Come thy Will; Be Done!
    Honours' ass eats an heather.
    Give us this dane!
    Hour? Day? Lebe?
    Red!
    Unforgiven are Krispies, er...
    Sauce (beef) or give toes.
    Who?!! Towpath again, Stuss!
    "Anley Does Not Enter Tent-Station"
    Forth – Ein Isthmus
    Clingfilm
    The Showerhead
    The Rory
    For Bremner is "Bremner are men"?