Why not?

Mango – you go? I say Tomato to all new fleas. Extensively, expansively and cheese (variously hairy, gregariously green). Plaster?

Cyril? That's what I say. Are you a regular reader of this book? If so, why not answer the following questions?

(a) I don't feel like it.
(b) It doesn't feel like me.
(c) 66.47
(d) Wibble.
(e) I'm vague – or am I?
(f) Am I?
(g) No... er... Yes.

1.3 (a) Should there be more art critics?
(i) NO!
(ii) Elk.
(iii) How many?
(iv) What is an art critic?