What is art?

1.7 What is an art critic?
(a) A zombie.
(b) Two zombies.
(c) As above.
(d) A man who criticises art.
(e) An elk who criticises pizzas.
(f) What is art?

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/___> What is art?

(a) {blob shaped like a boot}
(b) {blob shaped like a long thin fish}
(c) {long thin triangle}
(d) Liz.
(e) Art is form.
(f) Art is art.
(g) Art is dart without the "D".
(h) What is the next question?

(a) It's this.
(b) No it isn't.
(c) Yes it is.
(d) Well, it might be.
(e) It both is and isn't.
(f) The origin is (always already) a trace – or is it?