Luigiustic pofferation
"pofferation" – n. Linguistic {which, through careless i-dotting, looks like "Luigiustic"} belch caused by excess wind in the vocabulary bringing about chronic attacks of fragmented polysyllables.
(This is an ex-pol-y negative space evacuated )
syll by one word only to be
ab filled with more.
le
{Empty rectangle with a big arrow pointing into it} Watch this space until I tell you to stop.
(At this point it seems only fair to point out that the author is dead.)
What does "Luigiustic" (sic) mean?
a) Appertaining to overcooked pasta
b) Descriptive of drunken or incompetent attempts at nonspecific pronunciation (cf. "pofferation")
c) Greenish beige
d) A misspelling for "aspidistra".