The major corpus

HARD TO READ:

"... is an excrescence to civilised humanity and but a wart on Europe; wanamade singsigns to soundsense an yit he wanna git all his flesch nuemaid motts truly prural and plusible..." ("Finnegans Wake" p. 138)

"Finnegans Wake is for us today the major corpus, the great challenge to translation..." ("The Ear of the Other" p. 98)

"... hwilum word be worde, hwilum andgit of andgiete..." (Alfred the Great: Preface to Gregory's Pastoral Care)

        "Nuff said?" said Fairy Nuff.

HARD TO PRONOUNCE:
"Вщзжплмёдтрящ!" expleted Yeltsin.

"Елцин!" expleted the Self.

The selfsame shelfsame pardon my dripping brain – I've just been out in the rhyme. Doesn't scan, doesn't plan, doesn't blibber, doesn't gibber...