Snar snarrr biddle de koow

Later this evening, we will be talking to Johnny Ball, who has been a non-Indo-European language for eight months now but was able to recall this interview.

Q. How does it feel, as I'm sure everyone's dying to ask, to be a non-Indo-European language?

[Everyone dies, offstage]

JB. Gno'bbsk aaah tiktik. Greee dddzaby zaby. Great.

Q. So – are there any problems?

JB. Well, it gets pretty boring at weekends, but Tuesdays are good.

Q. Why is that?

JB. I've always liked them. I imagine them small and blue, with lots of feet and hands. And even at weekends, I tell myself "This is more fun than paintball or being Bernard Matthews." I used to play monopoly.

Q. So – goodbye and thank you.

JB. Snar snarrr biddle de koow.