Phrase book 1

"The Fresher-Graduate / Graduate-Fresher Phrase Book"

1. When you Arrive – In the Lodge

Fresher: "Excuse me – where's?"
Trans: "Which way up is this map and why is it a map of King's Cambridge?"

Fresher: "Er – hello?"
Trans: "Please patronise me."

Fresher: "Are you lost?"
Trans: "When I grow up, I shall be very irritating."

Fresher: "I'm a Christian."
Trans: "This is a five-minute warning of thermonuclear attack..."