Blunderbuss or grape?

And now, a tribute to the word "grape".

No: sources close to the prime minister (his inside jacket pocket) have implicated the word "grape" in the Winston Churchill affair. Accusations have flared that a large consignment of grapes were due to be despatched to Andorra, which could have been used to manufacture grapeshot.

Instead, praise should be accorded to the word "blunderbuss", which has such peaceful connotations and is not connected with matters martial at all.