Yesterday's regurge

    Yesterday's Regurge

Starkers:

    Silicon Porridge with Medicine
    Fruit Juice and Forehead in Luke-Warm Washing-Up Water
    Chip Pan Smashed on your Elbow
    Filthy Tractor Tyres in Mince

Puke:

    Dish of the Day (14 August 1932, when the Chef made it)
    Stained Utensils dipped in pig's entrails for no reason
    Antlers with Armpits
    Fire Extinguisher Fluid and Tipp-Ex Full of Horse Dung and Rubbish
    Strangely Unpleasant Cocktail of Rabbit's Fur and Video Tape
    Googly Wumple combed slightly into a Horrible Fricassée of Yak Grit
    Toothpaste and Gravel Painted into your Eyes by our delightful herring-do Grumbo the Moist

Greek Sick:

    Moussaka with protruding limbs soaked too long in retsina and ketchup
    Taramosalata with an interesting smell of fish-bones and garotting
    Ouzo with stuffed gibbon and something
    Goatburger made entirely out of recycled coat-hangers, coated in a disturbingly crunchy spread of sprouts and spider-mulch

Deserters:

    Liquidised Carrots and Shaving Cream
    Cherry Waste, drooled over by a brainless quadruped
    Unwashed Bed Full of Astonishing Numbers of Eels and other Surprises
    Pie with Bucket
    Knees on Toast, plus Cabbage and Saliva
    Sickly Gratings of Rhinoceros Tusk in Water

And Finally:

    Flambéed Chef in an Onion Batter