Honest Frint's

P.S. "Disembowelled leprous cockroach with recognisable chunks of chewy throat and mongoose-cabbage, all melted together and injected into your bloodstream with a disused biro, and teabags" was not included, on the grounds that some readers/diners might find it offensive.

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Honest Frint's Cruddy Eating-Shed

(only if you're drinking
    a. Bacardi
    b. bath-water
    c. soap)

Goodnight.

d) Aubergine ovaltine
e) f)
g) h