5 Oak Crescent, Littlehampton

The language spoken by most people in the world is Chinese. The trouble is that they all live in one place: all 1.2 billion of them recently moved to 5 Oak Crescent, Littlehampton, where they live comfortably with their wives and 0.3 (billion) children. The community of Littlehampton has welcomed the move, tho' plans for an extension to the home were recently turned down by the council.

"They were very well set out proposals, but they did involve annexinig all of Western Europe for the extension."

So in the meantime the house is somewhat crowded, and has 523 stories.
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NEXT WEEK: All the English speakers converge on Canton to set up a Chinese take-away.

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