Hairy scribble

Arthur burst through the doors of the saloon. "If anyone here says 'philosopheme', I'll plug him so full of lead they can use him as a pencil!"

сκρίββλε δε ώββλε;
        (Homer, Od. 3.243)

{The top half of a head, with strands of hair spraying out in all directions like fireworks} яженщик

The Horrid Hairy Hemisphere
or Round Redundancy

The train will be delayed for four months due to unexpected season.