Stop that funky gibber!
AND NOW:
The Compleat έργα of William Shatner.
Much Ado About Klingons.
Twelfth Stardate.
Richard IX Part 8.
Romeo and Jean-Luc.
Two Gentlemen of the Engine Room
The Scottie Play
{The Enterprise whooshes across the page}
The Electro-Magnetic Turbulence
The Merchant of Vulcan
Fig. 1. "Karl Marx's wife was a woman." (unattrib.)
{A large equilateral triangle with a flower (1) growing from its right side. The triangle contains an inverted curlicue (2), and out on the left side one staple shape floats in a larger one with rounded ends (3). Below the bottom left corner is a mouse (4). The triangle is supported by a small ball (5), which is supported by another small ball (6), which is in turn supported by a third (7). The triangle also has a bottom right corner (8) and an apex (10). There is no (9).}
1. Amazon basin
2. Washing: spin cycle
3. Thermonuclear war
4. Purely ornamental
5. Ireland
6. The key of G.
7. An ex-gibbon
8. Molasses and how to acquire them
9. Graphic equalizer
10. Top
If all the world were custard
And all the seas were gin
We'd coat the floor with mustard
Till the saints go marching in.
If all the land were numbers
And the treacle cottage pie
Though liquorice our slumbers
Tis time to say goodbye.
O, ye use being!
I? Ye? Obese gnu.
{wibbly blob with a face} = {large tree} × 50 {pineapple, with two dashed lines emanating from it to corner the tree}
Suggestions?
No 4. Reginald Magdalen's continuum
Introducing ...
three slightly distorted entities saying nothing ...
and they call it
"39, WILLIAM STREET"
Oh no!
Saluton!
Saluton!
S
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T
O
N
Did you bath your fish?
Oh, that's where my pen went.
"π2 = π × π". Discuss.
TODAY'S WEATHER:
ABSOLUTELY BLOODY DISGUSTING. DON'T GO OUT.
AND THE OUTLOOK FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY:
COLD, PROBABLY.
There is a problem with short anagrams. The problem is, or rather one of the problems, for there are many, a sizeable proportion of which are continually clogging up the civil, commercial and criminal courts in all areas of human "civilisation", and especially, where possible, the more corrupt ones, this.
The previous sentence makes sense. That is not the problem.
Suggestions, please, for what the problem might be...
∫ ( {fish} x (y - {stick man}) ) / √ yashmak dx
The problem is what stands between the sentence (above, or any), in which the problem is provisionally located by virtue of the iterability without which it (if it can be so called, or if "it" can be so called, etc.) would not admit of any situation, position, positing, siting, citing, etc., and itself (if any).
Hail text (ping!),
This book would like to recommend itself (insofar as its linguistic inhumanity admits of internal motivations [which isn't very, Ed.]) to your attention (who?) as having more, and frillier, words in it than the Roman Empire, with the exception of Uncle Bulgaria ("I am not a number, I am a country in Eastern Europe"), who can remember. Be seeing you!
OBEY GNU, I SEE.
EUEESY BOING.
YOUNG SEEBE.
