Anglepolo
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ANGLEPOISE
{zigzag arrow leading down to a Polo mint}
Goats should be sheep and not Hurd.
but llamas should be Karma.
ιάκ
Moonmoose
"There's been an indoor yak throwing competition Louis XIV"
For there are footprints on the ceiling.
It hung there for a moment, its antlers entangled in the chandelier drops like dewy twigs, a look of hopeless ontological doubt in its tender eyes. Its hind hooves kicked uncertainly in the living room air. Its broad snout twitched mournfully, and it started to fall. Up! Up! wrenching house and video with it, through ceiling, and, with shattering of slates, roof. The earth dwindled to a slightly bluish melon, the clouds tore past like net curtains in June. Oh, how it fell and fell!
Until its antlers buried themselves, abruptly, in a soft substance like salt, slightly mildewed marble, covered with a thick rind. There it remained, still ostensibly preoccupied with the difference between Being and beings. And that is why, O reader...
There is a moose in the moon. --> Mooo --> Moo --> Moomoo!
Emendation, Lewis
Great quotations, number 59.
"There's been a murder, Lewis."
This cannot stand. Or sit; but kneeling is a possibility. For there has been no murder, nor is this an anticipatory remark. Hence "murder" needs to be emended, and the best alternative is clearly "an indoor yak-throwing competition in Shrovebury".
Lewis is also unacceptable – damned Geordie accent. This is clearly an oblique reference to the Professionals – Lewis Collins. Or, still more likely, to Louis XIV, king of France; it is well known that certain members of his court not infrequently indulged in the hurling of yaks (and on occasion bullfrogs). So the quotation now stands at:
There's been an indoor yak-throwing competition in Shrovebury, Louis XIV.
Logic
Today Liz is 22; previously, heretofore she was 21 — the Cabinet are 22 ==> Liz is the Cabinet ==> she is to blame for the appalling conditions in this country --> her answer – "I forget" ==> she probably does a better job than the PM --> not such a good radio programme.
Vervicis
It's good to see Liz drawing arrows. But too much gibber is a dangerous thing.
"Vervicis est sine fine scribere"
(Himself)
"Būbus" = To/From Cows
1/2e1
π/8
CON3
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√TEXT ÷
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242
--------"libri est uerbosum esse"
nūgāx
+ fūfant
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= nougāt fōndānt
Stylistically negligible
Not to Scale
{A diagram. On the left is an assortment of lines, rectangular corners and transverse beams, like a heap of broken TV aerials. To the right of this is a house, with three arrows emerging. The middle arrow points to a fish.}
{OLD JOKE (becoming clichéd and hence unsurreal) 2/10}
{The topmost arrow points to the word "gnosticism", from which an arrow leads downwards (past the fish) to "more gnosticism" and thence to "deliberation", "elvish" and "dervish". The final arrow leads to an explosion that blasts the word ANALYTICAL from its core.}
loaf-tree anima of the seventh legless with all termite-crunching species of brain. Stylistically negligible and overt gangrene.
Dead zombies
Good evening. Tonight a report has just come in, as another vital sector is hit by the recession. Dead zombies have been fired tenned on a large scale: employers hope that many (limbs) may be lost through "natural" wastage.
And now – the weather. Most parts of the country are still subject to weather but cut-backs have meant that parts of Wales and the Isle of Man are no longer receiving weather. *
Stir fried chicken are reported to be invading Hong Kong – here is a diagram of John Major's brain ----> · (to scale).
* Dear Sir,
I hope you are well & having weather...
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